Wednesday, 30 April 2014

if you've got it, flaunt it, and hang'em out to dry!

Ger'onimo! Beavertown in Collaboration with Jameson Irish Whiskey
Limited Edition Imperial Stout aged in Jameson Whiskey Barrels - 9% abv
and very very pricey!

So, if beers were Superheroes, which they never will be, then this is The Incredible Hulk. Ripping at the seams and lacking in sartorial eloquence, it's a bruiser! A Weeble Wobble of gigantic proportions. Thing is, Imperial Stout, hello, this is my cookie, my deep-fried cod, my number, my personal preference - power, richness, viscosity in equal measure. All present and correct - umami, spice, black jacks, bitter sweet, a knuckle duster to the palate. 
This is an arranged marriage, someone's got the bucks. Like a drag impresario Dolly Parton, all up front, F-cup, get a load of my flavours, tottering on platform heels, either this needs time, or the beer is out of balance. 
At this expense, one needs a head-check, leaving a feeling of disappointment. 










Sunday, 20 April 2014

funk is a feeling!

Rare brew with the new fangled Spiegelau IPA glass -
Magic Rock Brewing, Farmhouse IPA in collaboration with Lervig Aktiebryggeri (Norway) -

Belgian yeast and brettanomyces (brett), funky it surely is in a hugely palatable way (cutting up the dance floor of the palate), sourdough bread, spiced ginger cake/pain d'épice, funky fruity hoppy aromatics. Very tasty,!

Wonderful design technology on the glass - like the bulb at the end of a yard of ale, there's a flow into the larger part of the glass vessel, and with each sip, a wash-back that ignites the aromas. Sensory enhancement!



Thursday, 17 April 2014

I wanna paint the future, paint it black...


black is the colour of my true love's hair -

Bearded Lady Imperial Brown Stout by Magic Rock Brewing 10.5%abv

like a Turkish massage with knuckle dusters on, you cannot hide. low carbonation, ultra high engine oil viscosity, black jacks, chocolate sorbet, coffee and prune cake, sous bois, savoury bouillon, umami finish. relish!
memorable, like a train ride in a foreign country.



Sunday, 13 April 2014

there ought to be a law against you comin' around, you should be made to wear earphones!


Worlds End by Ilkley Brewery - whisky aged chipotle chocolate stout

this is the way the world ends, not with a whimper, but a bang! (sorry T.S. Elliott)

not for the faint-hearted, a chipotle spiced chocolate stout that spends 9 months in 15 year old whisky casks, it's freakin' Islay casks - hello! It's a marriage a la Burton and Taylor, and gives great copy. There should be a law, but imagination has no laws. And it works, like spinning plates. Like a souped up custom car, this boy is klaxon horns, cow bells and a rollicking tune. 8% abv. Aromatically complex, rich, peat smoke, malt and chocolate, low carbonation, smoked kippers washed under tides of umami tainted Cocoa. The results are imperious!

Doff your cap to imagination and it's' successes! 



Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Top Hat and Tails - Elegant, Old European Riesling

Think Riesling. Pause for breath. Think again. The palate salivates at the thought. The salivary glands are ignited, kick started, there's a wrestle to pull a crab from its' limbs, to unhook and fillet a fish for the catch of the day, or indeed, another rotation on the suckling pig in gustatory anticipation. Rieslings, indeed, to be cheerful (part 3). The mind roams to the thirst quenching slurp of lime and lemon fruited Riesling, razor edged acidity. a bare-knuckle fighting white... And we mentally roam the lands, geographically flanking the unspeakably pretty Alsace, cartwheeling the slopes of the Mosel, donning a sunhat for Clare and Eden Valley, maybe checking in with Washington State, Hi to our Kiwi cousins... Hello, that means a gross omission - what about Austria's other white grape? 


2002 Prager Riesling Smaragd 'Klaus', Wachau - an Archduke, a European Aristocrat...


What's happening in the glass? Pale gold, still showing a tremendous medium+ acidity, haunting aromatics, baked apples, beeswax, quince, poached peach, lime, hay, lemon citrus squeezed over quartzite rocks. 

Anticipation is a strange bedfellow, and to be flirted with. Indeed, this was a blanc that was personally cellared some 10+ years. This wine comes on the back of an old listing, circa 2004, where the vivacious fruit, searing acidity and mineral purity were the heel stone.

Dish du Jour - drawing from Central European culinary traditions, a dish in the Slovak is known as Koložvárska Kapusta, and includes sauerkraut cabbage, rice, minced pork, lardons. 


 if brevity be the watchword, then - #7wordwinereview European Aristo, lemon citrus over quartzite, haunting 


http://www.weingutprager.at/english/index.php?id=2



Tuesday, 25 March 2014

Phoenix from the Fynbos

Circa 1993, to quote - Remember this was 1993, Mandela was still on his ‘long walk to freedom’ and free elections were still over a year away. At the time, I’d say I knew two things about the Cape wine industry: nothing and bugger all. In my ten years of wine drinking I had barely been exposed to anything South African.
To the novice drinker, what's excitable about South African wine today?

It might have taken 20 years, but the Cape is catching up on the rest of the world and, rather than looking at theiCountries for benchmarks, it is finally looking at itself for inspiration. that comes in the form of old vineyards, mostly Chenin Blanc, with which it is developing identifiably South African white blends that few in the new world can replicate.  
Does South Africa offer diversity in its' regions?

Absolutely. There was a time (and some would argue that it still does) that you’d find every commercial grape variety planted within spitting distance of each other. Now, growers are identifying regions which are best adapted to certain varieties – Rhône varieties in the heat of the Swartland, Bordeaux varieties in the more maritime climes of False Bay, Elgin for Pinot Noir…

South Africa one of the best countries to 'trade up' in wine buying (on and off-trade)?


South Africa is offering the best value of any wine producing Country at the moment. This is good and bad. It also means the supermarkets are piling into the country to exploit the weak currency, which invariably means that they undermine the overall image. A five pound bottle of wine is a five pound bottle of wine regardless of where it comes from. Supermarkets add no value to the image of a Country when their sole motivation is based on sourcing at the lowest possible price. Be prepared to pay over a tenner (from any decent independent merchant) and you’ll be amazed at what’s on offer.

Does South Africa produce truly World-class Pinot Noir? Your Top 3 South African Pinot Noirs?

Five years ago I was joking that you could count the numbers of ‘world class’ South African Pinot Noir on the fingers of a mitten. I’m delighted to say that massive progress has been made this decade with my favourite examples coming from Chamonix, Newton Johnson and watch out for the first release from Kevin Grant at Ataraxiawhenever that might happen.

What's the most stunning vineyard/winery (aesthetically) you've visited in South Africa? Describe its' allure.

First you have to get there… Thirty kilometres down a dirt road to Tierhoek in the Piekenierskloof. The isolation spooks some people out (and it’s a real bugger if you run out of sugar).

Does the future of South African wine 'innovation' lie with the maverick approach - small production old-vine bottling’s from top producers, or is there strength in brands still?

All of the above. Even the biggest brands like Nederberg are a force to be reckoned with – at every level in their range.

In brief, South Africa's key strengths over other new world producers.

They have access to more old vine Chenin Blanc that the rest of the world put together.

What are the Top 3 of the World's most under-estimated white grapes (aside from Chenin Blanc).


Riesling (it still is), Muscadet/Melon de Bourgogne (yes, really) and Semillon.

Fantasy dinner table - 6 dinner guests living/deceased.

My three wine herosGaston Huet, Robert MondaviAllan Mullins. Then Paul Macca (macaroni turkey, anyone?), Joe Jackson and a token woman. Oh yes, my wife…

Describe the most memorable dining experiences in South Africa.

Invariably with friends at their homes:  pizzas on the stoep chez Fanus Bruwer (Quando, Robertson), crayfish on the braai with ‘Fast’ Eddie Haumann on the West Coast and Shelley Sandell’s malva pudding at Tierhoek

Is Fair-Trade still a valid trade route to encourage equitable trading between developed/developing nations?

I’ll keep my views to myself on this one.

Advice to the Chancellor on Wine taxation?
There is no justifiable reason why sparkling wine should be taxed at a higher rate than table wine. Parity, please.
One word - is Cape Town the hippest city in the world?


After Harrogate, probably

Favourite Wine movies?

Butch and the Sunrise Kid – a special edition ‘Liberator’ for the Wine Society, now on release…

Richard Kelley MW shares his vision for South African Wine - ?

Finally, just finally, after 20 years, South Africa is getting the recognition for its wines. First the trade and now the press. Next stop widespread consumer recognition. The best wines are still to come.

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

Gamay Sans Tra-La-La

Domaine de la Garrelière’s, Gamay Sans Tra-La-La, Touraine 2012

What's good? Biodynamic wines on the money are good! Gluggable Vin de Soif is also good. Wrap them up in one little package and it's doubly good. Unfined, unfiltered, this is an earthy toned and up-front fragrant Gamay - cherries, rosehips, bramble fruits, red liquorice, white pepper, anise and herbs jostle for primacy, with rosemary and marjoram scenting the red fruits. Utterly, utterly gluggable, a lip-smacker that leaves a ferrous-lite tone on the finish and a hankering for more. 

Please Sir, can I have some more? 

More? More?